New Dude Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Hi dude

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

I hate 9/11 jokes...They always crash and burn like dude its not funny?

How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?

Flip it upside down.

Some dude: Water you thinking?

Me: You're drowning in my head.

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?

Other man: Because.

Man: Because why!?

Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Some dude called me a tool.

So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right :/

Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.

Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"

(dude wtf)

Q:what’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo A:making sure he doesn’t wake up

I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.

Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.

Dude- ABC what comes next

Kid-a big fat noob

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D