Waterfowl

Waterfowl Jokes

Quack

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Gimme some of that quack!

Duck

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

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  • Duck

    Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.

    Duck

    What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?

    A Peking duck.