Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What do you call a white duck
A quacker
what did the duck say to the drug dealer?
GIMME SOME OF THAT QUACK!
Where do duck poop out of? From their buttquack
Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs... cus there quacks too small
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
