Waterfowl jokes
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Me and my friend were duck hunting.
He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
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How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt-quack.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
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