Waterfowl jokes

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

What do you call a white duck?

A quacker.

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Gimme some of that quack!

Where do ducks poop out of?

From their buttquack.

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.

What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?

A Peking duck.

Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.

How do you f**k a duck?

Usually duck a f**k.