Guys my girlfriend calls me: 911 help there’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!
She’s so nice
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back not the milk tho😭
your snorting cociane with your Buddys your eyes are closed feeling the bliss of drugs when suddenly something wet touches your nostril your buddy mark stuck his PENIS in your face. you look up at mark and he says "I'm sorry" and runs away his pants still down.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
i bought drugs today.
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems
(Said in a Scottish accent). Amaffmaheed
What if little johnny was doing drugs? johnny johnny? yes papa? eating sugar? no papa...
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i'm talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes
For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the least half dose would be a lifetime supply.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
A chinese drug dealer said to me "Do you like my cocaine?" I replied "Not since he starred in Zulu".
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies? Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
Addicted what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore? Damn whore your not that addicted when u spread your legs open for any man no wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass. Lol
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
