Drop jokes
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
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Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.