Drop

Drop jokes

Rapper

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.

Sally

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

Memes

Soap

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

Mike

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

Elephant

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

Soap

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?

Because they always drop the beet!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!

Rapper

Why was the rapper always late?

Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever gamble?

Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.