Drop jokes
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Memes
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.