My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
