Drop jokes
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Memes
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.