Drop jokes
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.