There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
