Drop jokes
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!