Downing Jokes

Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.

Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

A man with long brown hair and a beard stands in front of a shelf of cigarettes. The text overlay reads, "A bad boss with a good job is better than a job boss with good bad because down the line opportunities don't them but you create happen."

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.