*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
What goes up but never comes down
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
how do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool flip it upside down
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
What goes up but never goes down
My grades
(i wish)
turn the number 543354 upside down to see sheesh
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
When your whatching a 9/11 documemtry that one kid in your class finds the 97th jenga block ands knocks it down
the shark bit me and i feet red down my legs
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down Ha ha get rickrolled!
what did one butt say to the other?
something brown is slithering down
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain
how is the weather down there?
Why are emo kids the best jumpers? because they never fall down.
