If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day.... only cause I wanted my first time to be special...
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Do you want to play titanic?
When i say iceberg you go down on me
My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down
Billy: I'm so use to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall...
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
