Downing jokes
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.