Downing jokes
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j