Downing jokes

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

How do you know when Helen Keller is home?

Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.

Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.

And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.

I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

Call me an escalator because I let people down.

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"

The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."

The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!