Downing jokes
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.