Downing Jokes

Nun

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?

A fat nun.

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  • Whore

    Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!

    Emo

    What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?

    Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.

    People

    Iโ€™m like an escalator because Iโ€™m always letting people down.

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Sheep

    What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?

    A. A lamb slide.

    Rickroll

    Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

    Skeleton

    What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

    Way

    What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.

    Child

    A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"

    Hammer

    Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.

    Day

    Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

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  • Bone

    Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

    Down Syndrome

    This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

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  • Comeback

    Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

    Cannibal

    Why donโ€™t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids donโ€™t like vegetables.

    Poison

    Me: *gets down on one knee*

    Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!

    Me: *falls over*

    Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.