Downing jokes
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Am I the only one here?
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.