Downing jokes
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!