What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill
A avalanche
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Whats the worst part of a down syndrom relationship? Theres more downs then ups!
Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin ⚰️ and whispered. "Whose late now ?"
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
