Downing jokes

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

"Dick me down shorts."

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

A man goes into a job interview and sits down.

The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"

The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"

The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"

The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."

I don't beat up midgets.

That would be punching down.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?

Ground beef.

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When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.