Downing jokes

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?

A: Baked potato.

Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?

Because he is a family doctor.

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

So, a mom and a dad are having sex. Their daughter comes down and says, "Mommy, Mommy, what are you doing?"

The mom goes, "Uh, we're making a cake. Let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow."

So the next day they go to the park, and two teens are going at it in some bushes, and the little girl goes, "Mommy, Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

So they go home, and the mom tucked her into bed and says, "Tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo, and two monkeys are going at it, and the girl goes, "Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

And so they go home, and the girl goes, "Mommy, did you and Daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says, "N-no, why?" And the little girl goes, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."

My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!

YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.

Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!

I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.

It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...

END!

Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!

Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!

Axe it's head, axe it's head.

Axe it's head, defeat him.

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A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.