So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Downing Jokes
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
Me: *gets down on one knee*
Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!
Me: *falls over*
Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
