Downing jokes
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.