Down jokes
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
I hate it when that happens
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
I fell down yesterday.