Down Syndrome jokes
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Down syndrome and brownies.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
Potato.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."