Down Syndrome jokes
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
I'll try not to post jokes about disabled people anymore.
I shouldn't kick a guy when he's Down's.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Potato.
How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?
Through a special ballot.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.