Down Syndrome jokes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Nevermind, it's retarded.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
This shit is disgusting but funny.