Down Syndrome jokes
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Nevermind, it's retarded.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.