Down Syndrome jokes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.