Down Syndrome jokes

I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.

"Eugheugh," said the boy.

Down syndrome people are like dogs.

Prove me wrong.

Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?

A: Downey.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?

Special Forces.

What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?

Chromostone.

What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.

What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

What do you call a downie superhero?

Chromo-doner.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Life's full of ups and downs :D <3

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

What is better, autism or Down syndrome?

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?