Down Syndrome jokes
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
My life.
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
Carter is a pussy.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.