Down Syndrome

Down Syndrome jokes

Syndrome

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

Autism

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

Upset

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

Autism

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Child

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Autism

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Dilemma

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Autism

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Boy

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

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  • Animal

    Why do animals cross the road?

    Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"