Down Syndrome jokes
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
This person has Down syndrome.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Slob on my knob.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
Fuck off!
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...