Down Syndrome

Down Syndrome jokes

Child

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Autism

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Upset

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Autism

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Dilemma

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Autism

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Boy

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

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  • Animal

    Why do animals cross the road?

    Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

    People

    There are people weirder looking than me.

    Like who?

    Like people with Down syndrome.