Down Syndrome jokes
Nevermind, it's retarded.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."