Down Syndrome jokes
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Nevermind, it's retarded.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Touch Down.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?