Down Syndrome jokes
Touch Down.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
This person has Down syndrome.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Wanna see my pp again?
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)