Down Syndrome jokes
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
Touch Down.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
This person has Down syndrome.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.