Down Syndrome jokes
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Nevermind, it's retarded.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Down syndrome and brownies.