DoS jokes
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Memes
A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.