DoS jokes
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Memes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.