DoS jokes
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Memes
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.