DoS jokes
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Memes
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.