what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
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What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots
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Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What do you call a grown up orphan? Homeless
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Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital Reload and keep shooting
what do you call a pig that does karate
PORK-CHOP
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese.
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People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
