DoS jokes
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do Drake and math have in common? Theyโre both hard for kids.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Memes
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. ๐๐๐๐
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.