What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
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DoS Jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!
