DoS jokes
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Memes
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.