DoS jokes
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Memes
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!