What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
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What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artifical Intelligence
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
I hate double standards – burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being, a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re, destroying evidence.
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
