When is a door not a door?
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
knock knock whos there parents parents who thats what an orphan would say
Your momma so ugly when the kool-aid man burst in the door he said oh noo
yo mama so poor when I rang her door bell she said "Ding"
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ya Ya who? Yahooooo!!!
So this is how I got divorced. On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum and my 2 kids 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
(DOORS)
What door is the 1st door that opens for you
The Elevator to go to the game
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? A: Make sure to come upstairs.
