Dont jokes
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.