Dont jokes
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!