Don't-know jokes
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
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Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.