Don't-know jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.