Don't-know

Don't-know jokes

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Orphan

Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is. 😢

Orphan

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Memes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Flag

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Wife

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Turtle

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

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  • Son

    Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

    The boy said, "No, I don't know."

    She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

    The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

    She said to him, "No, who is she?"

    He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

    The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

    Orphan

    Why don't orphans play baseball?

    Because they don't know where home is.

    Bagel

    What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

    Topic

    I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

    Rape

    The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

    Leaf

    Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

    Ben: I don't know.

    Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

    Hd

    I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

    Orphan

    What do you call an orphan with parents?

    I don't know... what?

    Kidnapped. :)

    Orphan

    Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

    Because they don't know what a home base is.