Don't-know jokes
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
I don’t know any…
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.