Don't-know jokes

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home is.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”

How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?

I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.

I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!

What does a dead baby look like?

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:

If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?

Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?

I don't know. I suffocated at birth.

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

What makes a joke a dad joke?

I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

Mom: OMG, why son?

Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

Think about it, then spread LMAO.