Don't-know jokes
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.