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What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

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    • Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

    When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

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    • Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

    All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

    People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

    People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

    Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

    John: I don't know.

    Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...