Don't-know jokes
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
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Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!