Don't-know jokes
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.