Don't-know

Don't-know jokes

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

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    • A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

    B: I don't know.

    A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

    B: ...

    My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

    I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

    I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

    Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

    God: Why is the teenager so short?

    Angel: I don't know.

    God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"

    Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."

    God: No, I didn't!

    I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.

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    • Teacher: Where were you born?

    Student: The highway.

    Teacher: What do you mean?

    Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.