Don't-know jokes
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!