Don't-know jokes
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.