Don't-know jokes
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
I don’t know any...
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I don't know, I don't have one.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.