Don't-know jokes
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.