Donald

Donald jokes

Perk

Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.

Wall

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

Nazi

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Mom

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Priest

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

Hell

Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.

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  • Wall

    "Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

    Wall

    What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

    The best thing they did was a wall.

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  • Airplane

    There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

    Hospital

    Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

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  • Wall

    Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!