Donald

Donald jokes

Face

    • 1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

    2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

    If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

    Welcome.

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    • Boot

    • Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?

    A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?

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    Donald Trump

    • Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?

    Donald Trump can only F@#k up.

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    • Airplane

    • There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

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    • Pope

    • You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?

    You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

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    • Wall

    • Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?

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    • Nazi

    • Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

    They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

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    • Stress

    • Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

    Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

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