Donald Jokes

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.

what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.

1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome

What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.

A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.

What does Donald Trump says when he declares war? Nuke them. What does a pervert says when he declares war? Nude them.

donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*