Donald Jokes

Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!

Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M

'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''

"Mc Donald's."

I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while

Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?

A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?

Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice

Donald trump, "I play fortnite just to build walls"

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.