Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
Donald Jokes
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
