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Hair

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

Face

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

Death

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

Memes

Donald memes

Conviction

Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.

Orange

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

Stress

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

War

What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.

What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.

President

Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

Comedian

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Hairline

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Guy

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

Uncle

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.