1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs
What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
What does Donald Trump says when he declares war? Nuke them. What does a pervert says when he declares war? Nude them.
donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
What does Donald Trumps hair style called. A comey over.
Tell me a joke about my hairline no because he don't got one feel like Donald Trump it don't move
HELLO GUYS. Its me Donald fuckin Trump. Ask me anything in the comments guys
Yo mama so fat Donald trump built a wall around her
Q) Why did the uncle slept with his own nephew
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about donald trump ever single week end
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
Donald trump will return to Twitter
Wanna hear a racist joke...Donald Trump
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Donald trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this
Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Do you think when Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like Donald Duck?
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
