Donald jokes
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Memes
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.