Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Donald Jokes
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
When is Donald Trump?
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
