Donald jokes

What will Donald Trump build in our devices?

A firewall.

Donald Trump will return to Twitter.

I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.

So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.

Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.

Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.

Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?

Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.

Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!

Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

Want to hear a racist joke?

Donald Trump.

Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?

When is Donald Trump?

Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?

Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!

Why is Donald Trump president?

So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.

Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?

Orph-Donald's.