Donald jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.