Donald jokes
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Memes
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
When is Donald Trump?
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.