Donald

Donald jokes

Rapper

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

Wall

Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?

Wall

Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?

Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!

Orphan

Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.

President

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Election

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"