Justin Trudeau jokes

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

He's homeless.

Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...

The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.