Justin Trudeau jokes

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

He's homeless.

Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...

The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.