I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
What do you call a dog in China? E10
Q: what do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit
A: idk
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats. My dog is named curiosity, and your cat is dead
i had sex with my dog once and my cat hissed at me for not doing her
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.
