Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke...
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
wha can you tella dog, but not your girlfriend..? come
What has 8 legs and 2 ears?a dog 🐶
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu."
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
Mein Fuhrer ist steickenbleiben in meinen zahnen.
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the other side
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?- Jurassic Bark
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
What has a magic car 🚙? A magic dog 🐶
billie: hi
me: you wanna hear a story?
billie: yes sure
me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go barf, American dogs go woof and Chinese dogs go sizzle
one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly
What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.
There's nothing else that can beat up dog
What's up dog?
Just my depression!
