Dog Jokes

I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. last time she just let it go.

What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?

That hit the spot?

A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!

I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you

Women are like dogs... "Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?" "Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?" "I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."

SHOES

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.

Who names their dog donuts.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."

What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down

i called my dog j thaey said jone

Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.

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if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."