Dog jokes
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.