Doesnt jokes
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?