Doesnt jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
The streets go blank in the dead of the day, not a car to be seen.
A kingdom of corona-cation, and it looks like mom's the queen.
The wind is howling with this virus in the air.
Couldn't keep it in China, everyone knows it's everywhere.
Don't let friends in, don't be afraid.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel your insanity, that the virus caused!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors!
I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friend's house.
Sickness doesn't get to me anyway.
It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane, and the fears that once controlled me are here and present, oh well!
It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through!
No right, no wrong, but stay inside!
WE'RE NOT FREE!!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! 'Cause I have nothing better to do.
The virus flurries through the air into my house!
The storm is spiraling, fear and fractals all around!!
And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!!
What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past????
DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.