DOE jokes
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.