DOE jokes
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.