What does Drake call his rake
Da - Rake
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
What does a transgender call his/her parent? Transparent.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
What car does Hitler drive?
A fuhrerri.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
what does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
there both turned on by kids
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
