DOE jokes
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.