DOE jokes
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Community talk
Why tf does @uzidoorman change its username after it gets banned
Does anyone wanna do a mock trial with me? (aka fake legal debate)
For my dou "Does she know how proud I am she was created With the courage to unlearn all of their hatred We don't talk much but I just gotta say 'I miss you, and I hope that you're okay'" idk when ill see or talk to u again, but thanks for everything youve done. even if its been a while i still count the days down, nothings forever, but if this is what u want, i hope ur happy