DOE jokes
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Does this sentence make any sense?
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.