DOE jokes
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
Community talk
Does anyone else get period like cramps when they workout or is it js my endo
how tf does a chameleon work?? like wdym it just changes colors? like it makes no sense???
why is daylight savings necessary? like what does a time change do to benefit us cus all it does for me is make it dark early and ruin my sleep schedule