DOE jokes
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Does this sentence make any sense?