DOE jokes
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Does this sentence make any sense?
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!