DOE jokes
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
Hi guys, Iām so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. š
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!