DOE jokes
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.