DOE jokes
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!