DOE jokes
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Does breath smell like 🍑?
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.