DOE jokes
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.