DOE jokes
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"