DOE jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

How much does a hipster weigh?

About an Instagram.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Where do animal does Russian milk come from?

"Moscows".

What car does Hitler drive?

A Fuhrerri.

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

"There can be only Juan!"