DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.