Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
DOE Jokes
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
