DOE jokes
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.